Dracula: The Dark Prince (2013)
A beautiful disaster, minus the beauty.
Tag:Jon Voight
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
JK Rowling’s “I wrote the script myself!” Pokemon GO movie is… uneven. Eddie Redmayne is frightfully gorgeous, though.
National Treasure (2004)
Bummer, I am hoping to like this one far more than I actually do.
Ali (2001)
Instead of giving any insight into the man, this movie serves to glorify him in a most superficial manner.
Zoolander (2001)
No sure whether it’s the novelty or not, but this dumb movie is actually quite funny.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Ooh, it’s a bomb! Get it?
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
Angelina Jolie is the only reason to watch this average, middling movie. And yes, she’s wearing padding.