Harvest (2023)
Finally! More shootings! I’m so ready for the season to be over.
Fly by Night (1998)
Hey, Moff Gideon is naked in this one! Bad news: his hands cover you-know-what all the time.
7 AM (2022)
Yes, kids, torment that one person that keeps you all from a horrifying death. What can go wrong?
The Hanging Balloons (2023)
Killer balloons are attacking everyone! Naturally, you still try to go to the office. How… Japanese.
The Reluctant Viscount by Lara Temple
Our heroine asks our hero to help keep his cousin away from hers, so that her brother can end up with her cousin instead. Don’t ask.
Redemption of the Rake by Elizabeth Beacon
The romance only happens in the late third of the story. Why? Who knows!
Disquiet (2023)
Ooh, I didn’t know Jonathan Rhys Meyer can play the psycho killer sort well!
Redneck Vampire Terrorizes Trailer Park by Chris Lowry
With a title like that, how can the story end up being so dull?
Hidebound (1998)
Who knows what this episode is about, but it sure isn’t good.
Carrying the Gentleman’s Secret by Helen Dickson
Yay, a genuinely smart heroine and… a cruel POS of a hero. Damn it!
