For a romance, the love thing is rather disquieting.
The only reason to watch this one is the beautiful violence, but even then, the body count is kind of low to make up for its flaws.
Third time is the burn, then, eh?
Ah yes, the governess tames the kids and puts out to the boss. Will you be surprised to know that the hero is the biggest baby here?
“Why bother?” may as well be the shorthand for any gamebook by Ian Livingstone at this point in time.