Here’s a shocker: the story is so dumb that it ends up making He-Man the biggest villain of them all.
We already know the whole sitcom thing is a sham. Why are they still going on with that?
Who cares about love? The mate bond is all that matters.
Uh-oh, Vision is onto Wanda. Also, Evan Peters. Gross.
I am clearly not smart enough to appreciate pages after pages of arty moaning about not being able to get laid.