The sodomy is epic, but I wish the rest of the story is just as glorious.
Yes, he got that nickname because of that… you know… down there.
All that build-up, all that tension… only to end up being a piffle.
Yes, my Internet is finally back on and I’ve moved into the new place! Now to unpack… and oh yes, this thing.
Yeah, wax museums are dangerous, just like in those horror movies!