If a scaly merman is the man of your dreams, this romantic fantasy will fill you to your gills.
Sadly, more like an interminable trickling of boredom and annoyance, Chinese water torture style.
We finally have a haunted house this season! Or wait, is it really haunted, or just infested with human vermin? Hmm.
This is a bewildering tale of a heroine who really, really wants the hero’s peen inside her now. Today. Yesterday. Tomorrow.
Ugh, Tante Lulu again. Still, the hero is a dream and the heroine is not bad at all, so things aren’t so bad here.