Growing Pains (1994)
The only thing growing here is my boredom.
Miss Butterworth and the Mad Baron by Julia Quinn and Violet Charles
A curious, half-baked romp through Gothic parody for Bridgerton die-hards.
Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)
Barred from the project, Clive Barker’s vision is replaced by untalented hacks looking to cash in.
Molly’s Laird by Joanne Austen Brown
There are comfort reads, and then there is this story, which is far more of a sleeping pill than anything else!
Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.
Bantamweight by Tricia Andersen
This bantamweight romance doesn’t pack any punch.
Distant Shores by Various Authors
Go on a Pathfinder globetrotting with mixed results.
Paths of Prestige by Various Authors
Here is where character optimization goes to die and flavor reigns supreme.
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
Space, time, and studio execs collide in a demonic jigsaw puzzle. Pinhead’s here, but coherence isn’t.
The Haunted Mine (1994)
Incoherent plot and annoying characters make this one a real shaft in the brain.