Ouroboros (2023)
Oh look, Loki is now the husband in The Time Traveler’s Wife. Well, sort of.
Ruthless by Vashti Valant
The heroine ruins the hero’s life and nearly gets him killed just because he won’t do her. True love, people!
Doctor Bold by Catherine Tramell
The guy on the cover is the hottest thing about this lame duck of a read.
Die’ced (2023)
This one wants so bad to be like Terrifier, but it’s more of a terrifyingly bad wannabe.
An Irish Contract by Tee Smith
Oh good, another story about a dead grandmother’s will forcing the heroine to go back to her ex.
Laid in the Woods by Screaming Mimi
This one has some of the worst sex talk ever, but not much else.
He’s the One by Kristi Rose
This is an inconsequential kind of pleasantness.
Blue Beetle (2023)
You know there’s trouble when the only pre-release hype for this thing is “Latin representation”.
The Flash (2023)
This flop of hilariously awful proportions is… dare I say it? It’s actually not bad.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods (2023)
This isn’t the best superhero movie around, but it doesn’t deserve its swift and painful death on the box office.
