Python (2000)
A sssslithering mess of snakes, stars, and silliness.
Ghosts of Mars (2001)
The real horror is how forgettable it is.
Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1990)
Killer laughs, campy chaos, and a ghostly prom queen’s wrath.
Sister Drum by Dadawa
A meditative rollercoaster of chants, drums, and solace.
Kidnapped by Robert Louis Stevenson
A thrilling Scottish adventure of betrayal, bromance, and bagpipes.
Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë
A moral tale of patience, perfection, and tiresome martyrdom.
The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson
A chilling gothic masterpiece, The Haunting of Hill House is horror at its finest.
Road to Hell (2008)
A sequel to Streets of Fire? More like the road to hell indeed.
Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines (2012)
A dull, brainless gorefest where the characters are dumber than the script.
Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011)
A snowbound horror misstep with brainless victims, bland gore, and zero chills to thrill.