Baby Love by Catherine Anderson
Another badly beaten, mauled, et cetera heroine being rescued by the perfect millionaire. Yawn.
The Christmas Box Collection by Richard Paul Evans
If this is godly fiction, no wonder there are atheists.
Star of Wonder by Jo Beverley, Alice Alfonsi, Tess Farraday, and Kate Freiman
Spurts of blunder, more like.
Body Shots (1999)
Is it rape… or maybe it isn’t? Hmm.
Blue Streak (1999)
Martin Lawrence tries, but this movie has as much energy as a sedated toddler.
Shades of the Past by Kathleen Kirkwood
This one is as interesting as a dead fish. Just as fun too.
Lake Placid (1999)
A movie with giant, hunger killer crocodiles and it’s still this dull? What happened?
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Is this a comedy or a drama? Doesn’t matter – it’s fantastically fabulous and fun from start to finish!
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
A cheesy movie like the original, but without the magic.
The Forever Bride by Judith O’Brien
The hero is an ass and the heroine is a wimp. Fun.