My Wild Irish Rose by Rachel Wilson
The entire story is about everyone saving the clueless heroine as she careens from one disaster to another.
The Wish by Marianne Willman
All bombastic tomfoolery with no substance to speak of.
The Elusive Bride by Deborah Hale
The hero needs psychiatric help. Or a hard knock in the head.
Improper Advances by Margaret Evans Porter
Cute, but not much else.
The French Maid by Sabrina Jeffries
A saucy maid ignites the marriage. Calm down, it’s not that kind of story!
The Passion Ruby by Eboni Snoe
It’s Romancing the Stone only in a more sedate pace.
Highlander: Endgame (2000)
Nobody deserves to live forever after forcing this crap on me.
Out of the Shadows by Kay Hooper
Is that what happens when Fox Mulder flies solo and is on Prozac?
The 6th Day (2000)
You’re a clone, I’m a clone, everyone’s a clone!
Savage Desire by Rosemary Rogers
Rapist and Victim are back for their fourth installment, and they have not changed a bit. Fun!