A Slight Case of Murder (1996)
Oh god, what were they high on when they greenlit the script?
Category:Series: Tales from the Crypt
Last Respects (1996)
Ah yes, the monkey’s paw. Three annoying sisters, three wishes, three oogies.
Fatal Caper (1996)
The seventh season moves to the UK, and what’s more British than a spot of fratricide with posh accent?
You, Murderer (1995)
Well, at least they close a dire sixth season with something that tries to be different.
99 & 44/100% Pure Horror (1995)
I just can’t do this anymore. This evil skank whore episode is 100/100% pure rubbish. Please just end this season and start again.
Comes the Dawn (1995)
Welcome to Butthole, Alaska. All the spooks you can eat in the snowy darkness!
Doctor of Horror (1995)
The real horror is how underwhelming this episode – and this entire season – is being.
Surprise Party (1994)
Ooh, this episode mentions Tang. Is it still on sale? I suddenly feel like having a glass.
In the Groove (1994)
Ugh, maybe it’s time we consider the sixth season a total loss?
Staired in Horror (1994)
Staired in dumb dumb, more like.
