Category:Music Reviews

Undressed by Kim Cesarion

He wants to cover every inch of my body with his autograph. I hope he dots every i carefully. Wait, did I say that out loud?

Oh no, this is a new album from Ne-Yo, and nobody – NOBODY – is going to tell me otherwise.

Any fan of Sarah Brightman has probably heard most of the songs here, so there’s no need to bother. Unless you like Done a lot, that is.

Another washed-up boyband trying to come back. Can’t blame them, but they could put more effort into it.

Bored of the music in your fantasy video games? Here’s a pack of replacement tunes!

How cute, it’s LFO. Wait, these guys are called MKTO instead. Let’s hope they last longer than those fair-weather beach bums.

No surprise that Of Monsters and Men are from Iceland. Only a band from that weird continent called Europe could come up with something this quirky.

Backstreet Boys are like geriatric uncles in stained boxers trying to pull a Magic Mike before a crowd of bewildered teenage girls.

Parents may cringe but kids would love when Ariana Grande sings about things like: “Hold nothing back – give it to me!”

Cher Lloyd shows marked improvement in her follow-up effort, but the bar was set so low previously.