In a World Like This by Backstreet Boys
Backstreet Boys are like geriatric uncles in stained boxers trying to pull a Magic Mike before a crowd of bewildered teenage girls.
Category:Music Reviews
My Everything by Ariana Grande
Parents may cringe but kids would love when Ariana Grande sings about things like: “Hold nothing back – give it to me!”
Sorry I’m Late by Cher Lloyd
Cher Lloyd shows marked improvement in her follow-up effort, but the bar was set so low previously.
1000 Forms of Fear by Sia
Sia discovers a new generation of dreamy little girls who would ordain her as the spokesperson for their little earthquakes.
5 Seconds of Summer by 5 Seconds of Summer
We have Iggy Azalea and now we have this. What is wrong with Australia?
Count On My Love by Tessanne Chin
Yes, it’s another release by a singing competition winner that is tanking in the charts.
Ultraviolence by Lana Del Rey
I’m not sure what happened, but the best song is a cover version.
Pure Heroine by Lorde
Since when did Lana Del Rey come up with a new album?
Born to Die by Lana Del Rey
If Tori Amos and Suzanne Vega somehow have a child together, that child would make this album.
Born Naked by RuPaul
RuPaul may be born naked, but she’s also covered in cheese.
