The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)
I should have just poked my eyes with a fork; that’d be a more enjoyable thing to do.

I should have just poked my eyes with a fork; that’d be a more enjoyable thing to do.

Kill time with a movie all about stopping time.

Why make a cartoon out of an insufferable know-it-all twat?

Nothing cold about this one. This fun prehistoric road trip is just too hot for words.

The audience is the true collateral damage here.

Team America is here to save the day again!

What would the world be without America coming to save everybody?

Four insane hot murderers to choose from! My head is spinning from all that awesomeness.

All that fuss… over a silly ring?
