Planet of the Apes (2001)
Did anyone ask for this crappy remake? Or is this another excuse for Tim Burton to give Helena Bonham Carter another paycheck?
Did anyone ask for this crappy remake? Or is this another excuse for Tim Burton to give Helena Bonham Carter another paycheck?
Oh god, just kill me already.
This movie is offensive to four-legged animals and to intelligent humans everywhere!
The French wants in on the whole kung fu bandwagon too.
This one is far more beautiful than anything else. The story is quite meh, actually.
Angelina Jolie is the only reason to watch this average, middling movie. And yes, she’s wearing padding.
This one is a cheesy mess that still manages to miss the right spots.
No amount of deliberately anachronistic hipness can mask the stale and tired story.
The first move is better. A shocker, I know.
The hilarious homoerotic subtext is the only reason to see this hammy cringefest.