300 (2006)
Jesus, it’s like someone made a war movie out of an army of Ken dolls.
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Underworld: Evolution (2006)
Who will win in a cage fight: Selene or Alice? My bet is on Alice; Selene is a bit on the useless side.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Harry Potter is up against the Gobshite of Dire, er, Goblet of Fire in another dud in the series.
The Island (2005)
For a Michael Bay-directed movie, this one isn’t too bad.
War of the Worlds (2005)
Steven Spielberg has lost it completely.
Fantastic Four (2005)
Now this is a revelation: everything wrong with poor Dr Doom’s life is the fault of these meddling pipsqueaks.
Batman Begins (2005)
This fantastic reboot will help erase the ghastly memories of the previous Batman movie.
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005)
The whole crappiness of this trilogy is over. Let’s never speak of it again.
The Incredibles (2004)
Come celebrate stupidity as the way to be!
Taxi (2004)
Oh boy, it’s hard to say which one is dumber, this one or the French movie it is based upon.
