Beowulf (2007)
My, my, that artificial hot body really took the years off Ray Winstone!
My, my, that artificial hot body really took the years off Ray Winstone!
Well, this one is almost good, but Daniel Radcliffe will always be what he is, sigh.
Jesus, it’s like someone made a war movie out of an army of Ken dolls.
Who will win in a cage fight: Selene or Alice? My bet is on Alice; Selene is a bit on the useless side.
Harry Potter is up against the Gobshite of Dire, er, Goblet of Fire in another dud in the series.
For a Michael Bay-directed movie, this one isn’t too bad.
Steven Spielberg has lost it completely.
Now this is a revelation: everything wrong with poor Dr Doom’s life is the fault of these meddling pipsqueaks.
This fantastic reboot will help erase the ghastly memories of the previous Batman movie.
The whole crappiness of this trilogy is over. Let’s never speak of it again.