Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Oh my goodness, the homoerotic sexual tension! I like, I like!
Oh my goodness, the homoerotic sexual tension! I like, I like!
Pretty boys brooding at one another for what seems like an eternity. Strictly for fangirls.
The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.
This natural disaster movie is indeed a disaster.
This one could have been great, but it ends up a mess instead.
As impending obscurity looms, Harry Potter whines his way into another victory, which sees everyone else doing his work for him. Again.
If you want to feel what it’s like to have your brain nuked by a missile, go watch this movie.
Hello, dumbness, my old friend…
Why are they still churning out entertaining but dumb sequels? Let the horse die!
Well, at least I get to see Hugh Jackman’s butt.