An Unlikely Debutante by Laura Martin
Another one! The parade of imbecile heroines just keeps coming, oh god.

Another one! The parade of imbecile heroines just keeps coming, oh god.

Everything wrong with society will magically vanish once you tell off your mom. What is this, a relationship subreddit?

There’s really such a thing as too much perfection.

It’s remarkable how many imbecile heroines manage to survive wars with their hides intact.

Years of dumb drama erased by a single thrust of, er. communion. Romance, baby!

The ludicrous cover is the sexiest thing about this dud of an erotica.

We should rekindle the noble tradition of issuing a fatwa on stupid and loud heroines.

The discerning reader’s guide: stay the hell away from this awful, awful thing.

What’s worse than a damsel in distress? A dingbat in distress!
