Love and Mistletoe by Dawn Brower
Quick, someone reassure the heroine that she’s awesome and modest before she expires from the lack of attention!

Quick, someone reassure the heroine that she’s awesome and modest before she expires from the lack of attention!

Worst spies ever.

It’s a story with a, gasp, real ho.

A horror story with no threat or menace? That’s a first.

And your socks smell of angels. But your life smells of Brie…

Doctor Horny wants to get it on with a coma patient. Hot!

Bored up.

By the time this thing ends, I feel like I’d spent a few hours fleeing for my life from… whatever the things are in this story.

Talking animals 1, evil human 0.

What’s with all these overpowered good guys pitted against weak and useless villains?
