Wet Down by Delilah Devlin
Bored up.

Bored up.

By the time this thing ends, I feel like I’d spent a few hours fleeing for my life from… whatever the things are in this story.

Talking animals 1, evil human 0.

What’s with all these overpowered good guys pitted against weak and useless villains?

More like over one’s head, as this comedy is far more painfully embarrassing than funny.

Oh my goodness, the cover! It’s so adorable. The story? What story?

Let’s celebrate Riverdale getting pulled off life support with… er, this thing.

The author does the worst thing ever for a horror story: having a lead character that doesn’t give a damn.

What a cute story of creepy people being creepy and getting away with it because they are hot!

Who’s down with a sexy wealthy lady with snakes for hair and fangs to bite you where it hurts so good?
