Controlled by JM Snyder
It’s like settling for an average-looking guy only to have him finish in three seconds.
It’s like settling for an average-looking guy only to have him finish in three seconds.
Oh, I like this, but damn it, why does it have to be so short?
I need that bad boy to do me right on a Friday. And I need that good one to wake me up on a Sunday…
99% of the nuttin’ here can be found in the title.
This is a terrible romance story, but it is a good kind of guilty pleasure!
Well here’s a first: buggery thuggery with a gorgon!
Come impale yourself on the mammoth love machine of this baby.
Who wants to be buggered by merman pee-pee and squid tentacles?
Cheap-looking tacky cover with tragic fonts for the title? It can only be a trashy erotica!
Maybe it’s just me, but I thought this story would be edgier, riskier.