The Thing (1982)
The thing is long, throbbing, warm, and oozing… definitely one for the history books.
Category:5 Oogies
Beyond the Aquila Rift (2019)
More pornographic than anything on Mass Effect. 10/10; will bang again.
Blue Banisters by Lana Del Rey
Could it be that Lana Del Rey has finally found her authentic, true self?
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Star-Lord and Miranda Lawson attempt to save the last of humanity from albino aliens.
One Day at a Time by Kodaline
Embrace the church of Kodaline, people, and breathe hallelujah.
Joker (2019)
Outrage-baiting US media can eat a male reproductive organ; this movie is a glorious work of art.
Staying at Tamara’s by George Ezra
Hello there, my boyfriend with that gorgeous voice. Keep singing while I iron the laundry, thanks.
Fallout 3: Game of the Year Edition (2009)
All the fetch quests and kill count to sate anyone’s OCD!
Bulhandang (2017)
The bromance of psychopaths and vicious killers always makes me feel warm fuzzies all over.
Heart of the Winter Wolf by Dani Harper
When Teddypig loves a werewolf romance, you know it’s one bloody good one!