The Retreat (2022)
The whiny green thing goes to therapy to complain just like she always does.
Category:3 Oogies
The Poet’s Lover by Linzi Basset
The author is far more interested in showing me that her story is rife with the dumber tropes of the genre.
Gloria by Sam Smith
Sadly, cray cray Sam Smith’s public appearance and antics are far more entertaining than their music.
Find Your Way Under the Sea by Paul Boston
Still less terrifying to look at compared to that Disney live-action mermaid thing!
One Crazy Time by Stephanie Flynn
If I could turn back time, if I could find a way. I’d take back those words that’ve hurt you, you’d stay…
The Album by Jonas Brothers
When you hit the wall, borrow from the 1970s.
Philip’s Rules by Golden Angel
It is one thing to have porn with plot, but come on, make the plot interesting.
Simulant (2023)
This is a super slow Blade Runner-wannabe, so thank god for Robbie Amell’s dinner plate-sized nips.
Church Mouse on His Motorcycle by Alexandra Isobel
The author has potential, but yikes, this one is rough.
Evil Dead Rise (2023)
It’s been 10 years since the last attempt to reboot this franchise, so they decide to try it again.