The Haunted Mansion (2003)
This is a joyless advertisement for a theme park, rather than a horror flick in its own right.
Category:2 Oogies
The Brotherhood (2001)
Damn it, where is the gay porn? Oogies deducted on principle!
Take Me to Heart by Deborah Fletcher Mello
This one has all the hallmarks of a typical flawed debut effort. Next time, perhaps.
Promises to Keep by Jacquelyn Ross
This is an improvement over the author’s debut, but it’s still a big misunderstanding poison.
Winter Fires by Geri Guillaume
Behold, the dreaded communication breakdown plot!
Key of Knowledge by Nora Roberts
This poor thing can’t recover from its DOA premise.
Rockin’ Around That Christmas Tree by Donna Hill and Francis Ray
Christmas, as usual, is a time for big corporations to charge consumers extra for underwhelming stuff.
Making Merry by Dixie Kane
Want to feel low this Christmas? Try reading this book.
Undone by Virginia Henley
My goodness, both the hero and heroine are abhorrent here.
Big Guns Out of Uniform by Sherrilyn Kenyon, Liz Carlyle, and Nicole Camden
Only the newbie’s story is worth reading, and you must read that story.