Bring It On: Cheer or Die (2022)
Wait, it’s now a slasher film? I’m intrigued… and regret my decision to watch pretty quickly.
Category:1 Oogie
Puppet Master: Doktor Death (2022)
Full Moon Features needs something to pad its streaming slots, so why not. Audience’s brain cells are acceptable collateral damage.
The Long Night (2022)
This movie embodies the phrase “interminable bore”.
The Family Man (1990)
A boy hates his mom’s new boyfriend, and the boyfriend conveniently turns out to be a mean alien.
Snow Falls (2023)
Come laugh at how kids in a safe place can still melt down and off themselves because they are such useless idiots.
Mr. Swlabr (1990)
Boy meets a creepy old reptile and they do weird stuff in the basement. Wait, not like that.
Half as Old as Time (1989)
Barely even fiends, then somebody bends, unexpectedly…
A Perilous Marriage by Ruth Ann Nordin
The plot of this story is basically the hero pointing at the heroine and screeching, “NO U KILLED KENNY!!!!”
The Demons (1989)
… And the show ruins whatever goodwill it has built up with this puerile “comedy”.
Blue Eyes and Sweet Peach Pie by Joanne McClean
I think everyone in this story is on some hard drugs.