Her Christmas Knight by Nicole Locke
Worst spies ever.
Category:1 Oogie
Alien Invasion: S.U.M.1 (2017)
Oh, the awful things that happen when people try to be more clever than they are.
Fanning the Flames by Eden Winters
By the time this thing ends, I feel like I’d spent a few hours fleeing for my life from… whatever the things are in this story.
Don’t Fuck in the Woods (2016)
Don’t watch this thing unless you like to see ugly naked people.
Picnic Perfect by Xavier Neal
The cover is the only thing here that doesn’t hurt like hell.
Hero of the Fallen Empire by Bria Lexor
Meet the hero that shifts into an octopus. That’s the least terrifying thing about this story.
Headless Teacher (2022)
Worst turd ever.
Allegoria (2022)
The best thing about this failed attempt at whatever it is is that we have something going around offing pretentious knobs.
The Lighthouse (1998)
Bruce Davison didn’t even bother to get in shape for this episode. Zero redeeming value!
A River of Night’s Dreaming (1998)
Perhaps this episode is indeed Hastur’s sneaky way to drive all the audience members mad?