The Unexpected Marriage of Gabriel Stone by Louise Allen
The heroine gets “stoned” alright, but never in the ways that imbecile deserves.
Category:1 Oogie
Evil Dead (2013)
The real evil is that the people behind the original Evil Dead actually wanted this to happen.
Pretty in Ink by Merryn Dexter
Yo, fatties! Life is hard when skinny bitches keep stealing all the hot men away. Read this insulting, pandering fantasy instead!
Great Aunt Sophia’s Lessons for Bombshells by Lisa Cach
The only truth in the title of this book is the “bomb” part, sadly.
Marauders (2016)
How sad that this incompetently done waste of the time is the rare chance to see Christopher Meloni in a lead role these days.
The Last True Vampire by Kate Baxter
Love JR Ward? Well, here’s an author who is doing her best impersonation of that author’s less talented sister, hoping to get your money too.
Saved by Scandal’s Heir by Janice Preston
The nicest thing I can say about this one is that the words are properly arranged to form readable sentences.
Racing to You by Robin Lovett
I’ll race everyone to the exit. The heroine alone is a pain in the ass.
The Highlander’s Runaway Bride by Terri Brisbin
Talk about a high-maintenance heroine: the one in this story is not only a liability and a worthless baggage, she is determined to the very end to play the victim.
The Infamous Heir by Elizabeth Michels
A horny girl comes between two men, and the hero kills his brother for her. You know, I wish I’d read that book instead of this one.