Assassin’s Creed (2016)
Ass’s assing crap, more like.
Category:1 Oogie
Reaper’s Eye by Richard A Knaak
As I said in the review, this is singularly one of the worst constructed books I’ve ever had the misfortune to come across.
One Mistletoe Wish by AC Arthur
Come read about how spoiled, rich people grasp at straws to pretend that they have problems like the common people.
Dance of the Dead (2005)
Oh, Tobe Hooper. What is he doing? He hasn’t gone that daft, surely?
Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009)
What a turd. Maybe the whole franchise is a meta statement on how they have taken everyone for a ride?
If I Only Had a Duke by Lenora Bell
Now here’s a Christmas present for that snobby twat who is constantly harping on historical accuracy. If you’re lucky, she’d be dead by New Year’s eve.
His Scandalous Kiss by Sophie Barnes
The almond trees wither – DIE – Was I ever someone – DIE DIE DIE – Who could love you forever JUST DIE ALREADY HAHAHAHA…
Bender by Gene Gant
Bend over and get violated by this lazy, cheap whiny melodrama that uses suicide and death as plot crutches.
Trash Fire (2016)
The only thing “horror” about this waste of time is the fact that it tries to pass itself off as one.
Disaster Movie (2008)
The title is accurate. Stay the hell far, far away from this thing.