Category:1 Oogie

Korman’s Kalamity (1990)

How to upgrade from a shrewish wife to a hotter, younger babe – Tales from the Crypt style.

Wait, people actually believe this crock?

Some books are awful, some are magnificent, but this one falls squarely into the “I really can’t think of any reason to care” territory.

Once again, this show wants us to know that a stupid woman can be the death of a man. Or two men, in this instance.

I’d cheer and do the stanky leg as all of the people in here drown in a vat of bile. My bile.

Sorry, I lied. This would be my last Kate Daniels book. I forgot to cancel the preorder so… sigh.

I really need to take a break from these low-budget horror flicks. They are ruining my mood.

Oh no, you don’t want to watch this thing, even if you are a bleeding heart that wants to support indie filmmakers. You really don’t.

Please don’t. Let this thing die. It really needs to die, so LET IT DIE.

The myopic morons of LA want to lecture normal people on how to live in their typical unaware, clueless way. The result is horrifying stupidity.