Talk to Me by Roseanne Beck
The author thinks she is serving pathos and humor with equal wallop. I think her main characters are too irritating for words.
Category:1 Oogie
Beyond the Edge (2018)
Russia, please take this back and hide it away so that nobody will ever have to see it again.
Emerald Gryphon by Ruby Ryan
I don’t know much about this author, but I get the impression that she’s a 15-year old earnest fangirl of Supernatural or something.
Pacific Rim Uprising (2018)
We already have one Michael Bay; we don’t need an inferior, two-bit imitation.
A Love Like This by Kianna Alexander
Not sure about love; this one resembles more of… something bad. Really bad.
A Slight Case of Murder (1996)
Oh god, what were they high on when they greenlit the script?
A Duke in the Night by Kelly Bowen
Here’s what we call a well-written failure. If you prefer any kind of consistency or context in your story, stay far away from this one.
Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017)
This is a truly WTF kind of movie. Is there any point to it at all?
Tomb Raider (2018)
This lifeless reboot is a complete morgue when it comes to delivering the thrills.
99 & 44/100% Pure Horror (1995)
I just can’t do this anymore. This evil skank whore episode is 100/100% pure rubbish. Please just end this season and start again.