Project Duchess by Sabrina Jeffries
Project diarrhea, more like.

Project diarrhea, more like.

One-star bore.

I’m starting to suspect that there is a conspiracy in Hollywood to turn feminism into joke.

People die watching the film within this film, ooh. Maybe they voluntarily exited their lives after watching this thing.

Who wants diabetes for Christmas?

Running away may be the better option here.

Oh, for god’s sake.

Is this Tales from the Darkside or the backside?

Hopefully, far, far away from this miss thing.

LOLOL OH HELL NO.
