Shanghai Noon (2000)
Two of my least favorite actors in a stinking pile of turd. Just lovely.

Two of my least favorite actors in a stinking pile of turd. Just lovely.

This is a boring kind of awful, so yes, it’s awful.

Oh, the sheer pointlessness of it all.

Hello, mee-kah-wah-di-ee, beautiful, wanna ride on my tee-pee, pee-pee?

What is Ben Affleck doing to his career?

Does a wartime submarine movie have to be this boring?

Run for cover – don’t even look at this thing!

This one is like Jean M Auel on drugs. Someone please stop the pain.

This one is so cookie-cutter, it’s dire.

Refusal to talk is the agenda of the day, and it’s painful.
