Legendary Lover by Susan Johnson
Oh, the sheer pointlessness of it all.

Oh, the sheer pointlessness of it all.

Hello, mee-kah-wah-di-ee, beautiful, wanna ride on my tee-pee, pee-pee?

What is Ben Affleck doing to his career?

Does a wartime submarine movie have to be this boring?

Run for cover – don’t even look at this thing!

This one is like Jean M Auel on drugs. Someone please stop the pain.

This one is so cookie-cutter, it’s dire.

Refusal to talk is the agenda of the day, and it’s painful.

Ugh, this is what happens when nitwits go wild.

Welcome to the most miserable small town ever. You really shouldn’t stay too long.
