Dirk’s Secret Mission by Cole Braddock
The only selling point here is the sexy-mexy, and I’m not sold on that.
Author:Mrs Giggles
Sean-Nós Nua by Sinéad O’Connor
Irish folk music with feels. Sounds great even without alcohol.
Professor by Isla Chiu
This is a PhD in Do Not Want with a specialization in Go Away Now.
King’s Crown by Marie Johnston
Only a romance heroine will act like shagging a wealthy, hot dude is the worst thing ever.
Khepri Cockroach Tide (2020)
In a time when killer robot cockroaches are coming to kill us all, female humans are the true threat to humanity.
Thou Shalt Not by Clay Ferrill
Oh, I certainly shall, because this one is hot, hot, hot.
Zombie Night (2013)
The stupidity of mankind will wipe out humanity long before the zombies could do their thing.
Sugar & Spice by Ezra Dawn
Meet Sinder Elle, the male version of Cinderella and… I can’t go on. I can’t.
Porno (2019)
Don’t expect a sexploitation flick. The movie poster art is the best thing about this dud.
MTV Unplugged: Summer Solstice by a-ha
This album is kind of unnecessary, but Morten Harket still sounds good.