The Winding Woods by Dani Swanson
I like the first few chapters a lot, the rest is kinda I can take or leave it. Lovely cover, though!

I like the first few chapters a lot, the rest is kinda I can take or leave it. Lovely cover, though!

Today I learn that the human rear end entrance can enlarge and shrink to accommodate any size and length.

This is a police procedural episode written by someone that has no clue what they are doing.

All I wanted are some incantations to summon demons. For noble, virtuous purposes, of course.

I can’t decide whether this one is “just okay”, or “disappointing; could have been so much better”.

Even cyborgs of the future love plus-sized women, so all you skinny bitches can die now, thanks.

Can horror and romance co-exist? I’d like to believe so, despite the existence of this thing.

Life-saving tip: don’t take a sip of alcohol each time a sentence ends with an exclamation mark in this story. You will suffer.

Alanis Morissette wants you to know that, no matter how hard your life may be, hers is worse.

Well, this is a more interesting series-starter than the one in that Angry Black Man and the Emo Eeyore show, at least!
