Dark of the Night by Dee Davis
Wait, why is the cover showing a daylight scene when the book title is about the night?
Author:Mrs Giggles
Fantasy Lover by Sherrilyn Kenyon
This one has a sex god who is just a whiny runt.
The Rising by Bruce Springsteen
Even the Boss can’t resist cashing in on the Sept 11 tragedy. Sigh.
Out of Control by Suzanne Brockmann
It’s so much better when you just gloss over all the annoying parts of the story.
Sidewalks of New York (2001)
Edward Burns needs to be stopped!
Shallow Hal (2001)
Respect fatties! As long as they look like Gwyneth Paltrow, of course.
Lord of a Thousand Nights by Madeline Hunter
This is a well-written slice of genericity. It is okay, but it won’t be memorable.
A Walk to Remember (2002)
It’s as cringe-inducing as any movie based on a Nicholas Sparks book would be.
Ever a Princess by Rebecca Hagan Lee
Run! Here comes the moron princess!
July Thunder by Rachel Lee
More depression melodrama, just what the world needs.