Shallow Hal (2001)

Posted by Mrs Giggles on February 25, 2002 in 2 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Comedy

Shallow Hal (2001)

Main cast: Gwyneth Paltrow (Rosemary Shanahan), Jack Black (Hal Larson), Jason Alexander (Mauricio Wilson), Bruce McGill (Reverend Larson), and Joe Viterelli (Steve Shanahan)
Directors: Peter Farrelly and Bobby Farrelly

Shallow Hal is the movie the Farrelly brothers will make when they discover religion. Wait a minute. This one is, like Shrek, a movie that tries to be all about beauty being more than skin deep, but it’s more actually akin to a bully smacking you bloody until all your teeth have fallen off, only to go, “Oh yeah, violence is baaaaad!” as he leaves you crumpled in agony at the ground.

Jack Black is a moron. Rather overweight and not at all the centerfold beefcake type, he nonetheless insists that all his girlfriends be FHM centerfolds. Needless to say, he isn’t very successful in that department. When he is trapped in the lift with Anthony Robbins one day (this movie will prove once and for all that Mr Robbins is the real antichrist), that man weaves a spell on Hal. Hal, from now on, will see only the real beauty, the “inside” beauty, of women.

The joke here is that all ugly and fat women are beautiful inside, while pretty ones are evil and nasty because pretty ones don’t give head to ugly fat moron males. Hence Hal falls for overweight Rosemary Shanahan, who is overweight but is good because she does volunteer work and all. I bet she being the boss’s daughter has nothing to do with it. Trust men to make a cynical statement about women even when they claim to be respecting women. Kiss my sexy overweight ass, scumbags.

Gwyneth Paltrow does an excellent job as the insecure, overweight Rosemarie who just happens to look like… well, Gwyneth Paltrow. Jack Black is also excellent as the earnest and actually nice if misguided Hal. The problem is that the script ruins their characters, reducing them into caricatures. Yeah, yeah, we are supposed to love Rosemarie despite her size, but the movie also invites us to laugh at her size. By showing us the “real” Rosemarie as Gwyneth Paltrow and not Ms Paltrow in fat suit, the movie is already making a mockery of itself. Sure, fat, fat whatever, as long as she looks like Gwyneth Paltrow, yes?

Besides, she’s the boss’s daughter.

So, yeah, here’s a finger to the Farrelly brothers and the scriptwriters. It’s okay to be politically incorrect, but being a dumbass while pretending to be a good samaritan, well, hey, here’s a merry big fuck you to them.

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