The Shipping News (2001)
I just love the scenery, ooh!
Author:Mrs Giggles
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
Everything about this movie is so, so, so on point that I can only shower it with love.
40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
A guy can’t get off in 40 days or he will lose a bet. Oh, the horror.
When a Man Loves a Woman by Bette Ford
Which is worse – the heroine or the hero’s mother? Maybe it’s better to just read something else.
My Lady’s Trust by Julia Justiss
The author churns out a tale so boring that one has to prop open the eyelids with toothpicks.
In the Flesh (1998)
Watch for the meager male flesh on display, try not to hemorrhage from everything else.
Thunder and Roses by Mary Jo Putney
This one is actually pretty good, but is eventually killed by its blatant double standards.
Uncovered Passion by Courtni Wright
Where’s the passion again?
Diary of a Mad Bride by Laura Wolf
This is totally a winner for being funny and too-real.
Love on the Run by Angela Winters
The author’s inability to see how dumb her heroine and the plot are sinks this story.