Minx by Julia Quinn
Wit meets woe in a rollercoaster of romance and face-palm-worthy conflicts.
Author:Mr Mustard
Dancing at Midnight by Julia Quinn
It stumbles more than it dances.
Splendid by Julia Quinn
A frothy Regency romp with wit, charm, and… a jackass hero?
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)
An unexpected surprise, with mediocre charm, early-2000s tech nostalgia, and a dash of Superman.
Hellraiser: Deader (2005)
A Weinstein cash grab masquerading as Hellraiser. Boring, un-scary, and light on Pinhead.
Masquerade (1988)
A delightfully trashy ’80s thriller with flat plots, flatter abs, and fabulous melodrama.
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Reviewing an Austen classic? Risky business. But we adore it, so all’s fair in love and literature… right?
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)
Here is where behind-the-scenes drama outshines on-screen horror: a franchise’s death knell.
Miss Butterworth and the Mad Baron by Julia Quinn and Violet Charles
A curious, half-baked romp through Gothic parody for Bridgerton die-hards.
Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)
Barred from the project, Clive Barker’s vision is replaced by untalented hacks looking to cash in.
