Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)
Pinhead trades existential dread for cheesy one-liners and viewers trade 97 minutes of their lives for a nap. A true hell on earth.
Author:Mr Mustard
Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009)
Anacondas: Trail of Blood slithers into absurdity with rubbery CGI, laughable acting, and nonsensical plot.
Wild Hearts by Virginia Henley
Maybe-incest, pox, and a hero named Cockburn… Virginia Henley’s Wild Hearts is a clunky bodice-ripper that’s so bad, it’s almost good.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Puzzle boxes meet psychiatry in a sequel that is as necessary as sunscreen in the underworld.
With This Ring by Amanda Quick
With This Ring breaks Amanda Quick’s “A” title trend but not her formula.
Affair by Amanda Quick
Working-class leads intrigue yet rushed romance and weak mystery disappoint.
Mischief by Amanda Quick
Ancient Zamar meets modern tedium in a romance that’s more mishap than mischief.
Mystique by Amanda Quick
Medieval romance meets geological obsession in a crystal-clear case of literary ennui.
Mistress by Amanda Quick
Ah, the author comes closest to recapturing her old magic, this time.
Dangerous by Amanda Quick
A dangerous disappointment!