Black Widow (2021)
Plot twist: Black Widow is actually a Doll, and she’s finally going to take down M Bison!
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The Bourne Legacy (2012)
The people behind this movie seem oblivious to the fact that they were making a third-rate straight-to-video action flick.
About a Boy (2002)
Ugh, apparently women all love immature bratty men. As if I need a movie to tell me that!
The Mummy Returns (2001)
The first move is better. A shocker, I know.
Enemy at the Gates (2001)
All the tension and bullets, but ah, this one is more style than substance, alas.
Sunshine (1999)
Let’s see if Ralph Fiennes’s bare butt can keep you awake through this snoozefest.
The Mummy (1999)
Oh momma, this is one really fun ride of a movie!
