Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023)
They should have just called Nicolas Cage in to kick some ass.
They should have just called Nicolas Cage in to kick some ass.
Oh god, why won’t they let this franchise die?
This is a dull tale of morons running after one another for stupid reasons.
Oh stop pointing at me. I like this one, and I have no shame about doing so!
Half cartoon, half live action, half baked.
Don’t hate me, but I think I like this one.
Too much CGI, not enough of everything else. This one is a puke bucket.
Summer turd is a more appropriate description of this stinker.
Shakespeare and Kenneth Branagh always feel like a pretentious excursion.