Æon Flux (2005)
More like a toilet flush.
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The Equalizer (2014)
Denzel Washington brings on his most piercing glare and scowl to The Equalizer. The impressive body count, alas, includes the plot as well.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
It’s a rather average action flick, but oh, it’s a gorgeous and heartbreaking love story.
The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
More explosions, more chases, more Matt Damon in tight shirts, so yes to all of these.
Timeline (2003)
Another time travel movie that I wish I could turn back time and skip watching.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Now this is a disappointing, draggy way to end a trilogy.
Kangaroo Jack (2003)
Oh god, kangaroos are the tools of evil now? Is nothing sacred anymore?
XXX (2002)
Sorry, this is not a pornographic film with Vin Diesel. It’s all cheese and still A-OK, though.
Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002)
Thank god that annoying kid from the previous movie is gone. Jar Jar Binks is still around, unfortunately.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
All that fuss… over a silly ring?