Æon Flux (2005)
More like a toilet flush.
More like a toilet flush.
Denzel Washington brings on his most piercing glare and scowl to The Equalizer. The impressive body count, alas, includes the plot as well.
It’s a rather average action flick, but oh, it’s a gorgeous and heartbreaking love story.
More explosions, more chases, more Matt Damon in tight shirts, so yes to all of these.
Another time travel movie that I wish I could turn back time and skip watching.
Now this is a disappointing, draggy way to end a trilogy.
Oh god, kangaroos are the tools of evil now? Is nothing sacred anymore?
Sorry, this is not a pornographic film with Vin Diesel. It’s all cheese and still A-OK, though.
Thank god that annoying kid from the previous movie is gone. Jar Jar Binks is still around, unfortunately.
All that fuss… over a silly ring?