Desert Dawn (2025)
Cam Gigandet in a movie that doesn’t typify dry heaves? Heavens be praised!
Tag:Kellan Lutz
Science Fiction Volume One: The Osiris Child (2016)
Maybe it would have been so much better if Kellan Lutz hadn’t worn a shirt throughout.
7 Guardians of the Tomb (2018)
This is the equivalent of getting a stack of giant Anthrax spore-filled envelopes from China and Australia.
The Legend of Hercules (2014)
Wait, what’s with all this sudden interest in Hercules again?
Arena (2011)
For a tale of people trying to kill one another, this one is surprisingly bloodless in terms of entertainment value.
Immortals (2011)
Oh god, everyone involved in this putrid mess has better have a strong word with his or her agent.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
So many hot guys in this movie. I need to fan my… face.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
Whoever is in the movie is committing career suicide of sorts, as there is no way this one will live up to the original.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.
Twilight (2008)
The movie adaptation of that book commits the worst crime ever: it is lethally boring.