Part VI (2022)
Poo-poo-tine! Again. Obi-Wut versus Udder! Again. Light saber duel! Again. So much for creativity.
Tag:Joel Edgerton
Part I (2022)
Welcome to the first episode of the canon-breaking, unnecessary story of Obi-Wut Kenobby.
Gringo (2018)
This criminally-bent comedy is alright, but it’s also missing the edge that would have made it better.
Red Sparrow (2018)
If you were too virtuous to peek at Jennifer Lawrence’s nude pics when they were leaked a while back, she obligingly gets naked here for you.
Bright (2017)
Who cares about Star Wars when you can watch this baby. And you should. This is solid fun stuff!
The Thing (2011)
John Carpenter’s version is so much better. Much grosser and scarier too!
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005)
The whole crappiness of this trilogy is over. Let’s never speak of it again.
King Arthur (2004)
Take away the magic stuff and the story of King Arthur becomes even more boring to watch.
Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002)
Thank god that annoying kid from the previous movie is gone. Jar Jar Binks is still around, unfortunately.
