Pet Sematary (2019)
Good lord, are they going to remake every bloody thing in the last five decades?
Good lord, are they going to remake every bloody thing in the last five decades?
Box office poison Ryan Gosling is back to put those Eeyore eyes to good use: adding one more bomb to his CV.
JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! Everyone having fun yet? JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE!
If you want your fond memories of the early movies to be violated to pieces, then yes, watch this one.
Out come the apes wielding machine guns and going kung-fu banzai on everyone’s asses, and everything begins to feel truly special.