Captain America: Brave New World (2025)
It’s… uh… well, it’s finally released so I guess that’s good?

It’s… uh… well, it’s finally released so I guess that’s good?

TL; DR: Don’t bother.

You must really love Ryan Gosling’s Eeyore expression in order to enjoy this one, as you’d be getting an excessive amount of that.

Leia, Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca – it’s so good to see all of you again. Oh, and hi, new kids, I guess they ain’t so bad.

This is a satire that never feels biting or on point. Still, it has its moments,

Another ghost story in a big house. Don’t live in big houses!

Is it a romance? A crime drama? It seems to be both and yet neither here nor there.
