Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.
A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.
What could have been a fun horror comedy is ruined by the plank of a lead actor.
So this is the anticlimax?
The truth may be revealed! Who cares. Disney themselves spoiled this show ages ago.
Here’s Mini-Black Widow because why not. It’s not like the show is about, you know, Hawkeye.
This show continues to miss the bullseye.
How the Disney morons spoiled this episode, maybe the whole season, before it barely began.
Will giving Hawkeye a vagina transform the character into a cool, useful one? Well, hold that thought.