Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Why remake a perfectly fine animated movie, only to make everything look awkward with live motion acting?
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
As impending obscurity looms, Harry Potter whines his way into another victory, which sees everyone else doing his work for him. Again.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Well, this one is almost good, but Daniel Radcliffe will always be what he is, sigh.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Harry Potter is up against the Gobshite of Dire, er, Goblet of Fire in another dud in the series.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Wait, an actually competently put-together Harry Potter film? How unexpected.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Meaningless, illogically, badly acted, badly directed – what is this, a really bad joke?
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)
Inept direction and a wooden lead actor make this adaptation far from magical.
