Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
TL; DR: Don’t bother.
TL; DR: Don’t bother.
This is why you shouldn’t want to have sex with robots.
Warning: this review contains spoilers. And plenty of lingering feels due to the baggage I carry with me, for being a fan of the series.
This is what you get when directors start thinking too highly of their mediocrity.
Leia, Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca – it’s so good to see all of you again. Oh, and hi, new kids, I guess they ain’t so bad.