Artemis Fowl (2020)
A few people will be firing their agents soon, I bet, because this Artemis is foul.
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The Gentlemen (2019)
All the scruffiest, sleaziest male eye candies are gathered in a single film for me to enjoy. Bless.
Dumbo (2019)
Tim Burton continues his further slide into cinematic obsolescence with this garish, soulless husk of a cash grab.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
JK Rowling’s “I wrote the script myself!” Pokemon GO movie is… uneven. Eddie Redmayne is frightfully gorgeous, though.
Total Recall (2012)
Alright, who are the morons that asked for this thing to be made? WHO?
Fright Night (2011)
They remade a classic, and make it even more annoying than the original. Impressive.
The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus (2009)
More fanciful than anything else, this one benefits a lot from the hype generated by its leading actor’s death.
Veronica Guerin (2003)
I never knew a stupid woman almost started a drug war in Ireland!
S.W.A.T. (2003)
Cool, stylish, cool, and Samuel L Jackson – oh yes!
Phone Booth (2003)
This one is going so well until… oops, that happens.
