Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
TL; DR: Don’t bother.
TL; DR: Don’t bother.
Warning: this review contains spoilers. And plenty of lingering feels due to the baggage I carry with me, for being a fan of the series.
Leia, Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca – it’s so good to see all of you again. Oh, and hi, new kids, I guess they ain’t so bad.
I like the author as an actress, but her fiction is whiny and grating.
This is unexpectedly hammier, campier, and better than the first one.
This self-indulgent mess is best watched only by Kevin Smith’s family members and friends.
Please assure me that this is the final entry in the series.